A friend just sent me the following “TSA report.” Get ready for a good laugh… 🙂
Year-End, TSA report: FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS:
TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA : |
|
Terrorists Discovered |
0 |
Transvestites |
133 |
Hernias |
1,485 |
Hemorrhoid Cases |
3,172 |
Enlarged Prostates |
8,249 |
Breast Implants |
59,350 |
Natural Blondes |
3 |
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
Thought you’d like to know.
Now, stop laughing and get ready to start crying…
TSA annual cost: $7,390,000,000
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